Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

Bad Newz: 15 Dialogues That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

In 2019, through its movie, Good Newwz, Bollywood showed us the case of two couples who were trying to get pregnant through Vitro Fertilization (IVF), and things get messy after sperm mix up. And now in 2024 Bollywood is back with another movie “Bad Newz” that shows us the case of “Heteropaternal Superfecundation” where two different men become the father to twin children of the same women.

Isn’t it hilarious to even read about this? Then imagine how hilarious will it be to actually witness this chaos unfold in the upcoming, comedy romance genre, Bollywood movie “Bad Newz” which is set to release in the theatres on 19th July 2024.

Best and Most Hilarious ‘Bad Newz’ Movie Dialogues and Quotes

1. Quantum Physics thodi na hai, simple sa sawaal hai. Jor laga dimag par aur bata baap kaun hai?
Sahi me nahi pata yaar kiska hai, bohot confusion hai.
Ye mystery solve karne nu main Sherlock ko bulawa?

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

2. @akhil.chadha sabse badda, add kar lena.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

3. Akhil I’m pregnant.
Oye dhamaal ho gaya.
Tujhe paternity test karwani hogi.
Le baccha mera hi hai aur kiska hona hai? Tujhe koi bada rishi-muni kheer khila gaya.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

4. Ye na thoda T20 ki tarah ho raha hai. Main na test cricket ka fan hu, I like Cheteshwar Pujara.
So do I.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

5. Matlab tune starter waha khaya aur main course mere sath kiya?

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

6. Dr. Baweja problem kya hai?
Its a once in a lifetime phenomenon. This is case of Heteropaternal Superfecundation.
Ek hi cycle me do alag-alag eggs fertilise hue hai isiliye aap dono hi baap hai.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

7. Kya tumlog khichdi paka rahe ho sath me? Kitne paise khilaye tune doctor ko?
Baat samajh tera match tie ho gaya hai.
Are kaise tie ho gaya hai? Super over karwao aap.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

8. Ab baat sirf meri nahi hai, bacche ke bhi hai. Isiliye main janna chahti hu ki dono me se better father kaun banega!

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

9. Shakal dekhte hi pata lag gaya tha ki tu hi hai pati-patni wala wo.
Abe oo ex-pati aa gaya kabab me haddi banke.
Haddiyan to teri tutengi, saale naakaam koshish.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

10. Faisla to abhi ke abhi hoga, on the spot. Dekhte hai kaun jyada pushups maarta hai. Counting kar oye.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

11. Are mera towel. Towel kaun share karta hai yaar?
Are bacche kaun share karta hai yaar?

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

12. Its nature. Its good for the babies.
Yaar sundar logon ko dekh kar na bacche sundar paida hote hai. Waise baap to sundar hai hi. Just one.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

13. Yaha pe kitne aache tiger ki photo lagi hui thi yaar.
Kitne aache Tiger ki photo lagi hui hai.
Nai yaha nai, yaha to meri laash se gujarna hoga.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

14. Tujhse baat karni hai man to man.
Mujhe pata tha tu aayega compro karne.
Oh hello, main koi ‘Ae Dil Hai Mushkil’ wala Ranbir Kapoor nahi hu jo haathon me mehndi laga ke channa mereya channa mereya karta rahunga.
Main bhi na koi ‘Bareilly ki Barfi’ wala Rajkummar Rao nahi hun jo talent dikhane ke baad me Kriti Ayushmann ko saunp du.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

15. Han to main bhi Manmarziyan wala Vicky Kaushal nahi hu……
Oye don’t get personal.

Bad Newz Dialogues and Quotes

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Final Words

Starring the two famous handsome guys of Bollywood, Vicky kaushal and Ammy Virk, besides Triptii Dimri, it is a movie directed by Anand Tiwari.

The movie has a crazy yet entertaining plot that revolves around two sophisticated Punjabi men and a Christian Hindu girl. The twist arises when one of the men has a one night stand with the girl and to a shock unexpectedly the girl gets pregnant.

The official trailer of the movie ‘Bad Newz‘ has been released which already gives its audience an Idea of how the two men face each other and each one expects himself to be better than the other. It is going to be one fun ride to watch the movie and unfold the roller coaster of craziness seeing how the two men manage to be the father of one child and the amount of challenges they face in their journey of parenthood.


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