You’ve probably heard about the massive success of the movie Stree 2, which is proving to be a super duper blockbuster at the box office. In just a few days since its release on August 15, it has already done nearly ₹200 crore in business, while its budget was only ₹50 crore. The audience is going crazy over this horror comedy movie, and there are several reasons for that—like the excellent story, powerful acting, and outstanding comedy punchlines. All these elements come together to make this movie a complete package of entertainment. Today, we’re going to take a look at almost all the brilliant dialogues and quotes featured in Stree 2.
Directed by Amar Kaushik, the film’s story is quite intriguing. Right after the terror of the Stree ends in the town of Chanderi, another haunted creature called ‘Sarkata’ begins to wreak havoc, targeting the town’s girls. The movie showcases how Vicky (Rajkummar Rao), the unnamed girl (Shraddha Kapoor), Rudra (Pankaj Tripathi), Bittu (Aparshakti Khurana), and Jana (Abhishek Banerjee) come together and, through clever planning, free the town from this dangerous demon. Amidst all this, you are going to witness some incredibly funny scenes and powerful acting skills from these performers.
Stree 2 Movie Dialogues and Quotes
1. Postman – Are rudra bhaiya. Kya baat hai kal raat ko thodi jyada ho gayi thi kya? Ulti kar rahe hai aap.
Pankaj T – Gyaan. Gyaan ki ulti kar raha hun. Thoda jyada ho jaye to karni padti hai.
2. Pankaj T – Niji aur gopniye hai, keval Rudra ji hi padhenge. Soma ne bheji hogi.
3. Pankaj T – Dusre ka prem patra nahi padha karte, uttejit mat ho. Email ke jamane me daak daale ghum rahe ho thode din me vilupt ho jaoge.
4. Rajkummar R – Itne dino baad aayi na aap. Pata hai kitna yaad kar rahe the hum!
Shraddha K – Kabhi-kabhi der se aana na aacha hota hai.
5. Rajkummar R – Aap daaru pike aayi hain? Aapka bewda roop kabhi……
6. Pankaj T – Arey mere Chanderi ke devdas. Aise swapn dekhoge to swapn-dosh bhi nahi hoga.
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7. Pankaj T – Koi gupt sandesh hai isme, koi hame chetavani dena chahta hai.
8. Rajkummar R – Aur subah-subah na brush karke aaya karo aise Rum ka kulla karke mat aaya karo.
9. Rajkummar R – Beta Virgin tel healthy hota hai, male nahi.
10. Aparshakti – Tumhe pata hai kaun sa vrat rakhna chahiye? Akshay ekadashi ka. Tumhari pishachini jo hai jisse tum ek tarfa pyaar karte ho usse mukti paane ke liye.
11. Rajkummar R – Ye jo tumhari muh boli girlfriend hai na jisko 4 mahine me 40 teddy bear diye hai, hamare paise se diye hai.
12. Rajkummar R – Bittu se bitts. Aacha hua tera naam Tittu nai hai.
13. Pankaj T – Ye pair ka nishaan kisi daanav ka hai. Rakshas, daitya, asur. Jaise wakasur, badasur, bhasmasur, narkasur, tadasur. Ye saari pauranik pustake hamare dukaan par available hai, 5% ka discount bhi hai.
14. Rajkummar R – Stree ji hum to ek team me hai na! Friends ho gaye na ab to hum. Sorry hamne aapki choti kaati thi. Garam tel ki massage karenge na to fatt se aa jayegi wapas.
15. Rajkummar R – Aapko pata hai ye sab log piche se aapko kya-kya bolte hai? Chalawa, chudail, pishachini, Sonam bewafa hai, thukra diya tera pyaar ab intekaam dekhegi.
Comedy Dialogues from Stree 2 Film
16. Rajkummar R – Hamare baare me kya bolte hai pata hai? Chanderi ka devdas, barbaad aashiq, Vicky bawra, sasta ranjha, majnu ka bhanja, channa mereya, pagal premi, dukhi darji, tuta dil shehjada jiska pyaar reh gaya aadha, Kabir Singh sukha virgin.
17. Aparshakti – Bhains ki aankh. Rudra bhaiya, kahi dono ek saath to nai nikal liye?
Pankaj T – Mitra par shanka nahi karte.
18. Rajkummar R – Abe hame koi shaukh nahi hau tumhari sauteli girlfriend ko lori sunane ka.
19. Pankaj T – “Ghar ke mard pura din ajwain khakar palang todne me vyatit karte the. Maalish ko vairam aur kabootar baaji ko kala maana jaata tha.” Lagta hai lekhak vichlit ho gaye hai.
20. Rajkummar R – Stree ke jaane ke baad se wo sar kata aake ladkiyon ko le jaa raha hai aur hum sabko lagta hai ki hamari masoom ladkiyan sheher chor ke bhaag rahi hai.
21. Pankaj T – Meri sangat me rehkar hoshiyar ho gaye ho.
22. Rajkummar R – Bittu sahi aur galat ke uper ek maidaan hai, waha milti hai wo.
Aparshakti – Usi maidan ke thoda aage na ek paagalkhana hai, tum wohi miloge kuch dino me.
23. Pankaj T – Abhi tum jo dekh rahe ho mehsoos kar rahe ho ye bhram hai, sach nahi hai. Aur kitna jhaapad khaoge samajhne ke liye?
24. Pankaj T – Wo Stree hai par kati hone ke baad bhi kuch bhi kar sakti hai. Stree choti ki mohtaaj nahi hai.
25. Rajkummar R – Aurat ke chakkar me doston ko bhul gaya tu?
Abhishek B – Maa hai meri be.
26. Abhishek B – Parivartan Vicky. Parivartan sansaar ka niyam hai. Main wo purana Jana nai raha, main badal gaya hun.
27. Pankaj T – Bata nai sakte Jana tujhe dekhkar kitni khushi ho rahi hai. Bilkul waise ka waisa hai, jhingoor jaisa.
28. Rajkummar R – Chanderi me na ek baar phir se aafat aan padi hai. Ek bohot hi khatarnak aur takatwar sar kata daanav hai, jo Bittu ki sauteli girlfriend ko utha ke le gaya hai.
29. Abhishek B – Impossible naamumkin, bhai sar kate ka to phir bhi maan lu par ye kaise maan lu ki Bittu ki koi girlfriend hai.
Pankaj T – Chamatkar, aise alaukik ghatnaye sansaar me hoti rehti hai.
30. Aparshakti – Jana darne ke baat nahi hai. Aaj tak tumhara ek baal bhi baaka hone diya hai humne?
Abhishek B – Paanchavi kakcha me chaddi me mendhak daala tha tumne. Bhul gaya?
31. Abhishek B – Phir se wohi manhoos jagah aa gaye. Ek kaam karte hai hamlog na subah ko aate hai.
32. Rajkummar R – Ise aakele chorna padega tabhi Stree ji aayengi ise uthane.
Aparshakti – Dar me maare mar-mura gaya to!
33. Rajkummar R – Hame pata hai Stree ji kahan milengi.
Abhishek B – To pehle kyu nahi bataya?
Rajkummar R – Kyuki abhi batana tha.
Stree 2 Movie Best Dialogues and Quotes
34. Abhishek B – Sorry main aaya. Mujhe nahi aana chahiye tha. Main gadha hu, main ullu ka pattha hun, main murkh aadmi hun. Har baar main hi kyu fasta hu? Pehle Stree, phir bhediya aur ab ye khopdi.
35. Pankaj T – Devi ji aapne kya jabardast takkar di hai sarkate ko apne is chamatkaari choti se.
36. Shraddha K – Mahapuja ke samay uski shaktiyan charam seema par hai. Puja ke aakhiri din tak use rokna hi hoga warna…. Maha vinash hoga.
37. Rajkummar R – Delhi se aaya hai na aunty to udhar ki chije dikh rahi hai Lal Qila, ring road, G B road.
38. Pankaj T – Wo Stree thi, wo padhti thi. Purusho ne aaj tak kabhi padha hai? Khud hi likh denge yaha peshab karna mana hai aur wohi pe dhaar maar denge.
39. Bhabhis – Us sarkate se tum chutkara dilaoge.
Rajkummar R – Bhabhi bhaang khake aayi ho kya? Pata hai kitna bada hai wo? Bachchan ke uper Amir Khan laga lo to bhi kamar tak hi aayenge uske.
40. Rajkummar R – Ham ye popli si body leke kaha ladenge usse. Hamar to na aise choora karke khaini banake yaha rakh lega u. Phir dhoondhte rehna kaha gaya Vickey.
Spine-chilling dialogues and quotes from Stree 2
41. Aunty – Vicky beta jaise tumne Stree ko yaha se baahar nikala hai na waise hi is Sarkate ko bhi tumhe bhagana hai.
42. Pankaj T – Har mahanayak ke pass kuch mahashaktiyan hoti hai. Jaise Arjun ka aachuk nishana, Bheem ki bhujaao me aappaar shakti. Waise hi tumhari mahashakti tumhari aakhon me hai, tumhaari aakhon me pyaar hai.
43. Shraddha K – Bharosa karo khud pe agar tum Stree ko rok sakte ho to Sarkate ko hara bhi sakte ho. Uski aankhon me aankhe daal ke dekhna tab is khanjar ko uski chaati me utaar dena.
44. Pankaj T – Shama se kehna parwana aaya hai.
45. Pankaj T – Kitaaben ho ya armaan samne waale ko kadra na ho to raddi hi hote hai.
46. Tamannaah – Aaj tak Shama pe parwana marta tha. Lakin aaj parwane pe ye shama marne ko tayyar hai.
47. Shraddha K – Hamare beech wohi rishta hai jo jugnu ka roshini se hai, phoolo ka oos se hai, hiran ka kastoori se hai aur aatma ka aatma se hai. Ye rishta tumhari samajh ke pare hai, ye samay se bhi pare hai.
48. Pankaj T – Main apna vaada nibhaunga. Bhale hi parwana aaj fanaa ho jaye. Par apni shama ko dubara roshan karke rahega.
49. Akshay K – Aaj-kal kis insaan me hai Mumtaz Mahal ki rooh?
– Mumtaz pure Hindustan me ye kukur-mutte jaisa badan mila tha! Kya ho gaya hai tumhare taste ko!
Some of the best Stree 2 quotes and lines
50. Abhishek B – Is mahal me bohot jyada kharch ho jayga. Aap na shauchalya bana do.
Akshay K – Sangemar-mar ka shauchalya kaisa lagega! Log hamari mohabbat pe aake moot ke chale jayenge. Cheee!
51. Akshay K – Wo Sarkata purvaj hai hamara. Usi ka ganda khoon hai hamari ragon me.
52. Abhishek B – Jahanpanah chetawani di thi to batao ki Sarkate ko kaise harana hai?
Akshay K – Begam hum khud chale jaate use harane ke liye par hathi pe hamara balance aajkal rehta nahi hai sahi, fisal jaate hai baar baar.
53. Akshay K – Narak ke saaye me hi hai jo aise ek nagar me, usse nipta jaa sakta hai keval uske ghar me. Wahan na insan jaa sakta hai na hi jaanwar, na nar na hi maada, agar jaa sakta hai to dono aadha-aadha. Par nahi rukega wo aur uski khalbali, jab tak usko nahi milegi bali, bali, bali.
54. Shraddha K – Sarkate ki satta ko na stree tod sakti hai, na purush. Uske liye stree aur purush ko ek hona padega.
55. Shraddha K – Vickey Sarkate ko ye ladkiyon ki nahi, meri bali chahiye. Uske liye Stree main hun.
56. Rajkummar R – Aaso the na to dhundhla dikh raha thoda.
57. Shraddha K – Vickey mera hamesha se ek hi maqsad tha, maa ki aatma ki mukti aur wo tumhi dila sakte the. Isiliye main tumhare pass aayi aur maine tumse dosti ki. Stree ko mukti dilane se lekar Sarkate ke vinash tak sab tumhari wajah se hua hai.
58. Rajkummar R – Aap mat jaiye na. Ham adjust kar lenge bhootni ke sath. Aap mat jaiye na please.
59. Shraddha K – Phir milenge Vickey. Yaad hai na hum dono ek ho chuke hai. Main wahi hun jaha tum ho.
These are all the best punchlines, dialogues, and quotes from Stree 2. If you haven’t watched this amazing blend of horror and comedy yet, be sure to check it out.