Bhuvan Bam, a name you must have definitely heard of. A man who has been a topic of discussion since long, for many reasons including his comedy videos, love story and much more. Well, the reason for discussing him today is because, this article brings to its readers some best dialogues from the Bhuvan Bam’s series, Taaza Khabar Season 1 and 2 which is available on Hotstar from 27th September 2024.
Taaza Khabar Season 2 Dialogues and Quotes
1. – Har khabar hone se pehle pata chal jaati hai na. Hai na vardaan tere pass?
– Naa hi mere pass paisa hai aur na hi koi vardaan hai.
2. Sach bol dena. Vardaan atak gaya, taaza khabar aana band ho gaya.
3. Pehle jidhar hath daalta tha sona nikalta tha. Abhi jidhar hath daalta hun sandas nikalta hai.
4. Zindgi me sirf vardaan kaafi nahi hota, kismat bhi aachi honi chahiye. Lagta hai tumhari laxmi naraj hai tumse.
5. – Sab bhul jaate hai na?
– Bhul gayi, tereko bhi.
6. Tere bolne pe jin logon ne paisa lagaya aur jo haar gaye, unme se ek naam tha Yusuf Akhtar.
7. Kehte hai ki maa-baap ke paapon ka praishchit baccho ko karna padta hai. Lakin agar baccha harami nikle…..
Bhuvan Bam’s Best Dialogues
8. Do hafte 500 crore.
9. – Ab hum kidnapping karenge? Ye sab galat hai.
– Ye sab sahi-galat unke usul hai jinke pet bhare hue hai. Ye bhukhe aur barbaad log in sab chakkaron me pad gaye na to mar jayenge.
10. – Karja aur gunah chukane padte hai. Warna chain se mar bhi nahi sakte.
– Jab kaand lagi hoti hai, bohot gehri baat kar dete ho Mehboob bhai.
11. Haram aur halal ke beech ek jagah hai, gareebi. Mereko udhar se bahar nikalne ka hai.
12. Zindgi badi ajeeb hai, kabhi-kabhi maut se shuru hoti hai.
13. Tera jaadoo kaala jaadoo ban gaya hai Vasya, sab leke gaya apna.
14. – 1500 khokhe ka sawal hai. Bohot karja hai mere sar pe.
– Tu tension mat le. Ham dono kaam pe lag gaye hai ab.
– Kidhar?
– Jhadu bartan ka kaam shuru kar diya hai maine.
15. – Isko bechne ka kidhar hai?
– Isko udhar hi bech sakte hai, jaha pe jaana mushkil hota hai.
– Pakistan?
– Are nahi.
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Taaza Khabar Season 1 Dialogues and Quotes
1. Main Vasant Gawde. Mumbai ka king! Wadala ka wolf. Thane ka tiger. Chembur ka cheetah.
2. Chal aye uth, galle pe soya hai. Sandas ka kitna hua bata?
3. – Kaisa tha tera din?
– Baap ne daaru piya aai ko maara. Main idhar-udhar ka lafda suljhaya, mast baith ke duniyabhar ka sandas sungha.
4. Logon ka aacha time nahi tikta, apna bura time kitna tikega.
5. Aai kehti hai, jaadoo aur chamatkar me farak ye hai, ki jaadoo dhokhe se hota hai, chamatkar yakeen se. Lakin mere sath jo hone wala hai wo dhokha bhi hai aur yakeen bhi.
6. Aai, mai teri life change kar dega.
7. – Mere pass ek vardaan hai. Mereko sab khabar waqt se pehle milta hai.
– Tu nasha karke aaya hai kya?
– Kuch liya hai kya tumne?
8. Kuch to abhi crypto karke aaj sham tak badhne wala hai 15 guna.
9. Lagta hai wo lukkha mere paisa leke gull ho gaya. Maar daalu saale ko?
10. – Kidhar jaa rahe hai?
– Aukat ke bahar. Wooohhhh.
11. Samajh me nai aa raha, ye vardaan hai ya shrap? Naseeb ki baarish hai, ya kismat merepe mut rahi hai?
12. – Baap kaisa hai re?
– Wohi roj ka mach-mach. Uske pet me daaru nai, ghar me khana nai, maa ko chain nahi.
13. – Mujhe life me mereko hi nahi maloom mereko kya chahiye!
– Lakin mereko maloom hai. Mereko chahiye paisa. Khali jeb me hi nahi, kismat me.
14. Lakin laakhon me kisi ek ke sath aisa hota hai. Kabhi shrap, to kabhi vardaan.
15. Beta, tujhe har chij waqt se pehle mil jayegi.
Amazing Lines from Taaza Khabar
16. – Mere pass ek vardaan hai. Mereko is phone pe duniya bhar ka khabar waqt se pehle milta hai.
– Aakha din peshab aur tatti sungh-sungh ke tera dimag gobar ho gaya hai.
17. Kal se cricket tournament chalu ho raha hai. Is taaza khabar ki madad se ab hum karenge beting.
18. – Main Kismat. Bol kaise badal sakta hun tere kismat?
– Pehle hi badal chuki hai. Kal ke match me ek badi beet lagwa do bas.
19. Mere faislon par kabhi shaq mat karna. Is jaadoo ki duniya ka bhagwan hun main.
20. Tera vardaan tera shrap ban gaya hai Vasant.
21. Do number ka kaam karega na, to ek din koi lukkha goli markar chala jayega.
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Conclusion
This new season of Taaza Khabar brings back the character of Vasant who believes to have a power to know things before they happen. However, this season shows the thin line between Blessings and curse as the character explores a world where his actions have a long term consequence. As seen from the trailer we get to know that one of the person trapped in this trap of Vasant was Yusuf Akhtar, an old enemy who demands 500 crores in two weeks from Vasant. To pay this money, Vasant gets into illegal ways, like kidnapping. One of the most beautiful dialogues included in the trailer goes by, ‘Karza aur Gunah chukane padte hai, warna chain se marr bhi nahi sakte.”
8.1 rating on IMDb and Directed by the Himank Gaur, the series Taaza Khabar stars Bhuvan Bam along with Shriya Pilgaonkar, Mahesh Manjrekar, Jaaved Jaaferi, etc this season of Taaza Khabar promises to bring to its audience an amazing storyline with morality, and adversity along with emotional complexity.
This web series Taaza Khabar has already won the audience heart with its amazing trailer, that has hit a huge number. The series is going to be a perfect blend of thriller, drama, morality, all along with perfect music, dialogues and much more. If you are a BB fan, and love watching his content, this web series is definitely a perfect match for you.