The story of Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video is one of the worst nightmares any couple could have. In it, a newly married couple, Vicky and Vidya, embark on a mischievous idea that Vicky comes up with, and acting on it leads them to face a lot of trouble.
This quirky story takes us back to 1997, where this newlywed couple, while making love, records a video of themselves. One night, they fall asleep while watching it on their CD player. The next morning, they wake up to a shock as the CD player, along with the CD inside it, has been stolen. The movie humorously shows the couple’s adventurous journey of what they have to go through to recover the stolen CD in this thrilling comedy.
Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video Dialogues and Quotes
1. Vidya, ye angrez log na apni suhagraat ka video bana lete hai aur phir budhape tak use dekhte rehte hai, tabhi to dekho kitne khush rehte hai. To main kya soch raha hun na, ki hamlog bhi na apni suhagraat ka video bana lete hai.
2. Hrishikesh me hai kya koi mujhse aacha dono haatho se mehndi lagane wala? Are ladki ke bua ke to hath nahi the, unhe bhi mehndi laga di.
3. – Haath nahi the to lagayi kaha?
– Kandho pe, kandho pe.
4. – Ye kya ghuma rahe ho?
– Hamare wale video ki CD.
5. Puri raat aise CD chalayenge ki matlab uspe scratches aa jayenge, CD pe.
6. Chori ho gayi, chori ho gayi. Dada ji, ijjat chali gayi hamari, chori ho gayi dada ji.
7. – Ye launda hai na aapka, ek number ka tharkulla hai tharkulla.
– Rasgulla suna tha, tharkulla.
– Tharak se do level uper. Tharak, tharki, tharkulla.
8. Ek bohot important chij chori ho gayi hai sir. Ek CD player hai aur usme na ek CD rakhi hui hai.
9. Main kya inspector is din ke liye bana tha? Are koi jahaj chori ho jaata, kisi country pe kabza ho jaata tab bulate samajh me aata.
10. Kanoon gila ho gaya sir.
11. – Chor ko dekha to hoga aapne?
– Han.
– Pakda gaya bhai. Chitrakar bulao beta.
12. – Are sir pure Hrishikesh me ek hi……
– Jaldi bol de do ho jayenge.
13. – Tumhara kisi ke sath chakkar-wakkar to nahi chal raha hai? Date-wate pe to nai jaa rahe ho tum kisi ke sath?
– Hum jaise middle class ladke date pe nai, bhandaaro pe jaate hai. Aur waha bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahucho na, to gaay ke muh se puri cheen ke khani padti hai. Uper se chappal chori ho jaati hai wo alag.
14. – Police.
– Nai chahiye.
– Nai chahiye? Abe sabji nahi bech raha, raid padi hai.
15. – Main Vicky ko 10 saal se jaanta hun, ye kisi pe hamla nahi kar sakta.
– Hum bhi China ko 50 saal se jaante hai, hamla kar raha hai.
16. CD player ke liye tune murder kar diya?
17. – Chor ke pass hamara CD player mil gaya aur usme CD hai hi nai hamari.
– To phir hamari CD hai kaha?
18. Agar wo video chahiye to 2 lakh rupay leke Jubilee graveyard me pahuch jaana.
19. Paiso ki kami nahi hai mujhe, kisi se bhi udhaar le lunga.
20. – Shaadi karna chahta hun aapse.
– Hatt, shakal dekhi hai apni? Kamjor kauwe ki tarah dikhta hai. Itna patla sirf tujhe dekha hai ya Natraj ki pencil.
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Final Words
Directed by Raaj Shaandilyaa, Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video stars Rajkummar Rao and Tripti Dimri in the lead roles, where they are sure to tickle your funny bone. Released on October 11th, this unique story has managed to collect over ₹25 crore at the box office within just a few days, clearly reflecting the audience’s positive response.
It’s quite fascinating that Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video takes us back in time, to an era when CD players were still in use. Otherwise, in today’s internet-driven world, the consequences of such a story could have been far worse.