Deadpool 1-2 Movie Quotes: 30+ most humorous lines

Whenever it comes to humorous superheroes, the first name that comes to mind is Deadpool. Watching a Deadpool movie is an experience in itself because this superhero is quite comical and violent. The praise for Ryan Reynolds, who plays this character, cannot be overstated, as he has performed so magically in this role that the movie has firmly settled in our minds.

The Deadpool film series, directed by Tim Miller, tells the story of a man named Wade Wilson who is terminally ill but then receives an offer from a mysterious recruiter for an experiment. It turns out that this experiment is meant to awaken his mutant genes, which indeed happens, leading to the creation of Deadpool. This R-rated film series features intense action scenes and is especially known for its fantastic dialogues and quotes. In today’s article, we’ll look at some of the humorous and mind-blowing dialogues from Deadpool 1 and 2. Previously, we covered quotes and dialogues from Deadpool 3 (Deadpool and Wolverine).

Deadpool Movie Quotes

Deadpool 1 Movie Quotes and Dialogues

1. VENESSA CARLYSLE – I love you Wade Wilson we can fight this.
Wade Wilson – You’re right the cancer is only my liver lungs prostate and brain all things I can live without.

2. THE RECRUITER – What if I told you we can make you better. You’re a fighter we can give you abilities most men only dream of. Make you a superhero.

3. WADE WILSON – You just promise you’ll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else.

4. WADE WILSON – And please don’t make the super suit green or animated.

5. AJAX – One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.

6. WADE WILSON – Oh come on, you don’t leave me all alone here with less angry Ros O’Donnell.

7. DEADPOOL – You may be wondering why the red suit well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.

8. WADE WILSON – It feels like old lady pants in here
BLIND AL – Sounds like you have a d**k in your mouth.

9. WEASEL – Oh you are hard to look at.
WADE WILSON – Like a testicle with teeth.
WEASEL – You look like Freddy Krueger face a topographical map of Utah.
WADE WILSON – Exactly.

10. DEADPOOL – I’m touching myself tonight.

11. WEASEL – You you are haunting. You look like an avocado had s*x with an older avocado.
WADE WILSON – Thank you.

Deadpool 2 Movie Quotes and Dialogues

1. DEADPOOL – Hey! Start the car! Start the car! Dopinder, start the fu**ing car!

2. DOPINDER – Whoo! -Oh, I shit my pants.
WADE WILSON – Actually, that may have been me.
DOPINDER – You’re living the dreams, DP. Devil-may-care attitude.

3. DOPINDER – Strong thighs. Beautiful girlfriend.

4. WADE WILSON – Sorry I’m late. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it in space where it can’t not hurt us ever again.
VENESSA CARLYSLE – Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

5. WADE WILSON – What in the fu**sickle is this?
CABLE – My name’s Cable, I’m here for the kid.
WADE WILSON – What? The kid?
CABLE – Move or die.

6. VENESSA CARLYSLE – Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be. He needs you.
WADE WILSON – You’re a lot smarter than I look.

7. DEADPOOL – I ain’t letting Cable kill this kid. But I can’t do this alone.

8. BLIND AL – Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth.

9. DEADPOOL – We’re going to form a super-duper fuckin’ group. We need them tough, morally flexible and young enough to carry their own franchise for 10 to 12 years. We will be known as X-Force.

10. DOMINO – Isn’t that a little derivative?
DEADPOOL – You’re absolutely right. Now let’s go get our f**k on.

11. DEADPOOL – Tell me they got that in slow motion.

12. DEADPOOL – Doing the right thing is messy. But if you want to fight for what’s right, sometimes you have to fight dirty.

13. WADE WILSON – It lives up to the hype, plus, plus.
WEASEL – F**k it, they probably won’t even make a three.
WADE WILSON – Yeah, why would they? Stop at two. You killed it.

14. DEADPOOL – You all know the drill! Intercept the convoy. And watch out for Cable! Hit it!

15. DEADPOOL – Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.

16. WADE WILSON – We’re gonna form a super-duper fucking group.
WEASEL – It’s time to get back on LinkedIn.

17. WADE WILSON – Luck isn’t a superpower. And certainly not very cinematic.
DOMINO – Yes, it is.
WADE WILSON – Let’s meet in the middle and say “No, it isn’t.”

18. CABLE – You’re no fucking hero. You’re just a clown, dressed up as a s*x toy.
WADE WILSON – So dark. You sure you’re not from the DC Universe?

19. DEADPOOL – Bring it on, One-Eyed Willie. Your bullets, they’re really fast!

20. WEASEL – Last but not least…
Peter.
DEADPOOL – Any power you wanna tell us about?
PETER – I don’t… I don’t have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
DEADPOOL – You’re in.

Conclusion

The Deadpool movie series is not only popular among audiences but has also made a significant impact at the box office. While the first two Deadpool movies had a combined budget of about $170 million, they generated approximately $1.5 billion in revenue, making them the 3rd and 4th highest-grossing R-rated movies. Given the success of Deadpool 3, it’s not unreasonable to predict that these records might be broken.

The recently released Deadpool & Wolverine movie on July 26, 2024, had a budget of $200 million and has surpassed $100 million at the global box office in just one day. This reflects the high level of interest in the film series.